Real Men Smell Like Diesel and Cow Crap - Vintage Distressed Cap
Real Men Smell Like Diesel and Cow Crap - Vintage Distressed Cap
- High quality denim fabric
- Adjustable strap
- Fits all heads comfortably
- Lightweight, breathable
- Vivid design, lasting print
Material: Vintage Denim
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Product Details
Product Details
- Premium Material: This cap is made from high-quality vintage denim fabric. It is lightweight and quick-drying, ensuring you stay comfortable while wearing it.
- Advanced Heat Transfer Printing Technology: Ensures that your design are rendered in vibrant colors and stunning detail, fade-resistant and can withstand the test of time, maintaining their beauty even after repeated use.
- Ventilation & Portability: The cap includes breathable holes for better air circulation, keeping you cool. It is also lightweight, making it easy to pack in your bag—perfect for travel or outdoor activities.
- Antiperspirant Band Design: Features a sweatband that helps absorb moisture, keeping you dry and comfortable during wear.
- Care Instructions: Simple to clean! Just hand wash with similar colors to keep it looking fresh.
- Occasions: This classic cap well with various outfits and is suitable for everyday wear. Whether you're walking your dog or enjoying a sunny hike, this cap is a versatile addition to your wardrobe. Its unique prints make it a must-have accessory.
- Manufactured in the USA: Ensuring adherence to high-quality standards. Each product is rigorously quality-checked to ensure the best quality.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@farmerism.com
Why FARMERISM
Why FARMERISM
Farmerism isn’t just a brand — it’s a tribute to the folks who keep America growing.
Each cap is crafted for real work and real weather — washed, rugged, and built to wear like it’s been with you since the first harvest. No shortcuts. No gimmicks. Just honest gear for honest people.
We design every piece with purpose, shaped by front porch talks, sunrise chores, and the quiet pride that lives deep in every field. Every stitch, every quote reflects the spirit of those who sow, pray, sweat, and stay.
Whether you're tending acres or just carrying the legacy forward, Farmerism is for you.
It’s the only brand made entirely for the doers, the believers, the backbone of the land.
Fast shipping. Built-for-the-field durability. And a message that finally says what the world sometimes forgets:
Real work still matters. And so do the folks who do it.
The Smell of Money and Hard Work
Some folks turn up their noses at the smell of the farm. We know better. That mix of diesel fumes and livestock is the scent of honest work getting done. This cap is for the guys who are not afraid to get their hands dirty and their boots muddy. It is a statement piece that separates the tourists from the real workers who keep this country running.
Printed & Shipped from USA: Quality that arrives fast so you can wear it to the field immediately.
Loud and Proud: The bold printed message does the talking for you. It lets everyone know that you earned your keep today and you are not apologizing for it.
Rugged Vintage Look: We used premium distressed denim to make this hat look like it has already seen a few seasons in the field. It has that broken in feel from the first time you put it on.
Breathable Design: Real work means real sweat. The mesh ventilation and moisture absorbing band help you stay cool when the engine is hot and the sun is beating down.
Built to Last: Tough stitching and 100% vintage washed denim ensure this cap holds up against grease, sun, and daily wear and tear. Throw it in the truck or hang it in the barn; it can take it.
Universal Fit: Features an easy adjustable strap to fit head sizes 22.8 to 24 inches comfortably.
PERFECT GIFT FOR: Grab this for the husband who lives in his tractor, the dad who jokes that city folks just do not get it, or the friend who is proud of his daily grind. It is guaranteed to get a laugh and a nod of respect from anyone who knows what real work smells like.
Wear it. Own it. Get back to work.
One Size Fits All
Designed to fit most adults, this unisex cap accommodates head sizes ranging from 22.8-24 inches (58-61 cm). The adjustable retro buckle makes it easy to customize the fit for your comfort.
