Real Men Smell Like Diesel and Cow Crap – Grit & Humor Washed Cap
Real Men Smell Like Diesel and Cow Crap – Grit & Humor Washed Cap
- High quality denim fabric
- Adjustable strap
- Fits all heads comfortably
- Lightweight, breathable
- Crisp, lasting printed design
Material: Vintage Denim
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Product Details
Product Details
- Premium Material: This cap is made from high-quality vintage denim fabric. It is lightweight and quick-drying, ensuring you stay comfortable while wearing it.
- Advanced Heat Transfer Printing Technology: Ensures that your design are rendered in vibrant colors and stunning detail, fade-resistant and can withstand the test of time, maintaining their beauty even after repeated use.
- Ventilation & Portability: The cap includes breathable holes for better air circulation, keeping you cool. It is also lightweight, making it easy to pack in your bag—perfect for travel or outdoor activities.
- Antiperspirant Band Design: Features a sweatband that helps absorb moisture, keeping you dry and comfortable during wear.
- Care Instructions: Simple to clean! Just hand wash with similar colors to keep it looking fresh.
- Occasions: This classic cap well with various outfits and is suitable for everyday wear. Whether you're walking your dog or enjoying a sunny hike, this cap is a versatile addition to your wardrobe. Its unique prints make it a must-have accessory.
- Manufactured in the USA: Ensuring adherence to high-quality standards. Each product is rigorously quality-checked to ensure the best quality.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@farmerism.com
Why FARMERISM
Why FARMERISM
Farmerism isn’t just a brand — it’s a tribute to the folks who keep America growing.
Each cap is crafted for real work and real weather — washed, rugged, and built to wear like it’s been with you since the first harvest. No shortcuts. No gimmicks. Just honest gear for honest people.
We design every piece with purpose, shaped by front porch talks, sunrise chores, and the quiet pride that lives deep in every field. Every stitch, every quote reflects the spirit of those who sow, pray, sweat, and stay.
Whether you're tending acres or just carrying the legacy forward, Farmerism is for you.
It’s the only brand made entirely for the doers, the believers, the backbone of the land.
Fast shipping. Built-for-the-field durability. And a message that finally says what the world sometimes forgets:
Real work still matters. And so do the folks who do it.
This cap ain’t for boardrooms.
It’s for the men whose cologne smells like grease and early mornings — whose boots speak louder than words.
It’s farm grit, tractor pride, and livestock perfume all wrapped up in a vintage denim hat.
Wear it, and let ‘em know: real men don’t need approval — just more diesel.
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One Size Fits All
Designed to fit most adults, this unisex cap accommodates head sizes ranging from 22.8-24 inches (58-61 cm). The adjustable retro buckle makes it easy to customize the fit for your comfort.
Item is great as always! Very prompt responses; fast shipping! Great shop to do business with! Hats are absolutely perfect and exactly what I was looking for! Will be doing business with this shop again! You won't be disappointed!
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loves the hat because it's 100% true
Great quality and fast delivery. Seller was awesome to communicate with as well. Love the items. Thank you!
Perfect fit just like the picture