Real Men Smell Like Diesel and Cow Crap Vintage T-Shirt
Real Men Smell Like Diesel and Cow Crap Vintage T-Shirt
- Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
- Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
- All-season comfort
- Vivid, true-to-life print
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE T-SHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.
- Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.
- Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@farmerism.com
Why FARMERISM
Why FARMERISM
Farmerism isn’t just a brand — it’s a tribute to the folks who keep America growing.
Each cap is crafted for real work and real weather — washed, rugged, and built to wear like it’s been with you since the first harvest. No shortcuts. No gimmicks. Just honest gear for honest people.
We design every piece with purpose, shaped by front porch talks, sunrise chores, and the quiet pride that lives deep in every field. Every stitch, every quote reflects the spirit of those who sow, pray, sweat, and stay.
Whether you're tending acres or just carrying the legacy forward, Farmerism is for you.
It’s the only brand made entirely for the doers, the believers, the backbone of the land.
Fast shipping. Built-for-the-field durability. And a message that finally says what the world sometimes forgets:
Real work still matters. And so do the folks who do it.
Ain’t no cologne stronger than diesel fumes and a fresh whiff from the barn.
This tee ain’t for city boys with soft hands and clean boots. It’s for the ones who know the real scent of hard work — grease-stained knuckles, cows mooing at dawn, and tractors that roar louder than any alarm clock.
You don’t need no fancy label.
You wear your life on your sleeves — and sometimes your jeans.
Throw this shirt on, roll through town, and let ‘em know:
If you smell like diesel and cow crap, you’re doing something right.
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T-Shirt Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve length | 38.4 | 42.0 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.0 | 60.2 | 63.5 |
My husband LOVES the shirt! He gets so many compliments when he wears it!
Brought this for my partner for his birthday as he's a farmer and he loves it. I'm going to buy from this store again! such great items! ??
Thank you for your positive feedback! We are so happy to hear that your partner loved the Diesel and Cow Crap t-shirt. It's always great to see our products being enjoyed by our customers. We appreciate your support and can't wait to see you back at our store. Happy farming!
Seller was very prompt with concerns, shirt is beautiful quality, and shipping was extremely fast! Highly recommend!
My husband loved this t shirt and wanted me to order another one! Thx
Absolutely precious, we love it so much. Thank you. I highly recommend this wonderful shop.
