Kiss the Farmer, Not the Boss Vintage T-Shirt
Kiss the Farmer, Not the Boss Vintage T-Shirt
- Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
- Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
- All-season comfort
- Vivid, true-to-life print
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE T-SHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.
- Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.
- Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@farmerism.com
Why FARMERISM
Why FARMERISM
Farmerism isn’t just a brand — it’s a tribute to the folks who keep America growing.
Each cap is crafted for real work and real weather — washed, rugged, and built to wear like it’s been with you since the first harvest. No shortcuts. No gimmicks. Just honest gear for honest people.
We design every piece with purpose, shaped by front porch talks, sunrise chores, and the quiet pride that lives deep in every field. Every stitch, every quote reflects the spirit of those who sow, pray, sweat, and stay.
Whether you're tending acres or just carrying the legacy forward, Farmerism is for you.
It’s the only brand made entirely for the doers, the believers, the backbone of the land.
Fast shipping. Built-for-the-field durability. And a message that finally says what the world sometimes forgets:
Real work still matters. And so do the folks who do it.
He may not have a corner office…
But he does have calloused hands, dirt on his boots, and a grin that’ll melt your mama’s sweet tea.
This tee’s got the charm of a 1950s farm ad and the sass of a man who’s been up since 4 AM feeding cows. Bold lettering, vintage linework, and that unmistakable wink — it’s for the ones who get the job done and still steal the spotlight.
Because let’s be real…
The boss shows up late.
The farmer shows up with a pitchfork and a plan.
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T-Shirt Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve length | 38.4 | 42.0 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.0 | 60.2 | 63.5 |
What a brilliant seller, I accidentally ordered the wrong size so email the seller to inform him. He immediately replied and amended the order and the recipient received it the next few days. Totally fantastic service, it restored my faith in online purchasing, I would definitely recommend this shop.
Hi Robin! We are glad to hear that you had a positive experience with our customer service. Thank you for recommending our shop, and we hope you enjoy your new t-shirt! Have a great day!
A fabulous t-shirt. It's great quality and the print is good. Bought it as a gift and the recipient loved it.
Fits great and the material is really soft!
Love my new t-shirt. The quality is good of the material is good.I can't wait to wear it to work. Thank you for fast shipping.
Hi there! We hope it brings some extra joy to your work day. Thank you for choosing our product and for the positive feedback. Have a great day!
